If you are reading this, congratulations! You were brave enough to click that suspicious looking link in the first Kamen Rider Black review (or that you found this by going to the last page of the website)! Yes, this is the self-rejected Kamen Rider Black introduction article. I chose not to release this as the first official article due to two reasons: 1. I wrote a better version of this article in the review of the first episode. 2. I just plain hated this article, it is so hacky and cheesy to the point where it hurts to look at it!... NOW CUE THE EASTER EGG JINGLE!