Steamburg (Nintendo Switch) Review.

Welcome to Steamburg! The futuristic city of the past where robots are trying to kill you.  That's all I'll say for this little teaser.  You are going to have to read the full review for if you want to know more. The truth!  The truth of whether or not this game is any good.  (Click on "Read More" to read the full review.)

Atari Flashback Classics (Playstation Vita) Review.

Retro gamers, dust off your PlayStation Vita because you've got something new to play.  Ironically, it's a collection of old games that came out before your parents were even born.  This is the Atari Flashback Classics.  How will these old games play on this modern handheld? (Yes, the Vita is still modern.) Find out in my review.  (Click on "Read More" to read the full review.)

Treasure Hunter Simulator (PC) Review

Treasure Hunter Simulator is one of many low-intensity simulator games to come in the wake of the ‘Simulation’ craze. We aren’t saving the world here. We’re just going to go walk in the woods and look for buried garbage. Grab your metal detector and click the 'read more' button to become that weird guy who walks around on the beach. You have seen the guy before. Let's do this.

Samsara - Deluxe Edition. (Nintendo Switch) Review

The indie puzzle game, Samsara has just gotten a special deluxe edition release for the Nintendo Switch.  Will it be anything worth while? Find out by reading my review, you silly goose. (Click on "Read More" to read the full review.)

Bloody Boobs (PC) Uncensored Review

So it has come to this.  I, Kaiser-Sensei is reviewing a game that has the most clickbaity title of all time.  This is Bloody Boobs for the PC.

Horizon Shift '81 (Nintendo Switch) Review

One studio that I'm always looking forward to be playing their games from is Flump Studios.  They made some of the most high quality neo-retro shmups such as Horizon Shift and Hyper Bounce Blast.  (I reviewed Hyper Bounce Blast ages ago in my early video review days.)  Now they are back with Horizon Shift '81 for the Nintendo Switch.  What are you waiting for?  Let's kick in with the review already shall we? (Click on "Read More" to read the full review.)

Coffee Crisis (Nintendo Switch) Review

You know what's awesome? Metal, coffee, aliens, and retro video games.  So, lull and behold, a game that takes all of these elements and rolls them into one neo-retro beat 'em up called Coffee Crisis.  The name itself already makes the game sound awesome.  Will Coffee Crisis step up and be a great game, or will it just be another phoned in failed attempt at reviving the genre? (*COUGH* Double Dragon IV *COUGH*) (Click on "Read More" to read the full review.)

Musynx (Steam) Review

Yay! I get to review another rhythm game!  I'm incredibly excited that I get to cover Musynx, a game that I missed out on getting when Limited Run Games released it for the handhelds and consoles.  Musynx has now got a more easy to obtain version and that's the version that I am reviewing today.  This is Musynx for PC/Steam.  (Click on "Read More" to read the full article).

Akihabara - Feel the Rhythm Remixed (Nintendo Switch) Review

You a fan of puzzle games and want to go to Japan but can't afford to?  Well, I can't help you there.  What I can help you with is by telling you whether or not that this game is any good.  What game am I talking about? It's a puzzle game that's set in Japan.  This is Akihabara - Feel the Rhythm Remixed for the Nintendo Switch.  Yup, this is also a stand alone updated version of Akihabara as well (the game, not the place).  This is quite a risky move but will it be worth it?  (Click on "Read More" to read the full article).

Energy Cycle Edge (Playstation Vita) Review

It's nice to see that the Vita isn't fully dead yet but that doesn't mean that everything it gets from here on now onwards will be a modern classic (or a re-release of a classic).  No matter the case, I'm very excited to see something new for this underrated handheld, even if it is a release from Sometimes You.  This is Energy Cycle Edge!  (Click on "Read More" to read the full article).

Horizon Chase Turbo (Playstation 4) Review.

I love racing games but I do wish that we got more stuff like the arcade games I grew up with.  You know, Daytona USA, Sega Rally, Outrun.  Yeah, I really crave something that's like a Sega arcade racer but with an original twist.  This game looks like that it ticks those boxes and I sure hope that it's a good game to boot.  This is Horizon Chase Turbo.  (Click on "Read More" to read the full article).

Rage in Peace (PC) Review

You know it's a bold move when a title of a video game is telling you what you're in for by just the name alone.  Yes, that's the case for this game, Rage in Peace.  That's all fine and dandy but will the game be any good? Will it be one of those games that has a cool name but no substance?  Enough of the hackney intro, on to the main event. (Click on "Read More" to read the full review and rage at what I have to say about the game).

Bouncy Bob (Nintendo Switch) Review

One thing I have noticed about digital Nintendo Switch releases is that there are a lot of ports of PC games.  Most of these games were released for cheap on the PC and it's nice to see that they are also being released for cheap on the Switch as well.  This can lead to a whole bunch of problems for the Nintendo Switch, with the main one being that it leaves the console library opened up to being full of shovelware.  What's this all got to do with today's review?  Well this game just happens to be one of these PC ports.  Will this port be the beginning of the end of quality games for the Nintendo Switch?.. Obviously not!  That honor goes to Vroom in the Night Sky.  I'm sure that Bouncy Bob won't be that bad but will it be any good? (Click on "Read More" to read the full article).

Star Fields (PC) Review

If you're a fan of rhythm games (like me), especially stuff like Audio Surf and Beat Hazard, then Star Fields may be on your radar... Or Steam Wishlist in this case.  Can't blame you one bit as A. It is a game where you get to use your digital music collection with it.  B. It's cheap.  C. It's really bloody cheap. It sounds too good to be true right?  Well...  (Click on "Read More" to read the full article).

Heavy Burger Review (PC, Switch, Xbox One, PS4): A Mash-Up We Always Wanted, Undercooked To Mediocrity

Time Played: 80 Minutes (Completed all Easy Challenges and 4 matches with Hard difficulty CPU opponents)
Platform: Steam for the PC, Nintendo Switch, Xbox One (Not Released Yet), PS4 (Not Released Yet)
Price: $7.99 on Steam, $19.99 on Switch, likely $19.99 for PS4 and Xbox One
Overall Score: 5.5/10 (5 is average): Only one game mode and 7 arenas to battle in. Some annoying gameplay features quickly wear out it's appeal.

Released on November 2 of 2018 by Flying Tiger Entertainment, Heavy Burger is a twin-stick shooter where up to four local players battle each other across seven different arenas to deposit their money in a bank. Utilizing much of the art from Data East games, the idea of mixing Bad Dudes and Lock N' Chase is a recipe for awesome. Does the potential hold up against the hype? Click 'Read More' below to get my complete perspective about the game.

Cyber City 2157: The Visual Novel (PC/Steam). Uncensored Review

Sometimes I hate being a video game reviewer! Why? Because sometimes, just sometimes I get a game that's so terrible that it makes me want to go crazy!  One good example is a game called The Housewife, a game I reviewed a while ago in my pre-Dark Rider days.  Cyber City 2157 may not be as bad as what The Housewife was but it's still pretty bad.  (Click on "Read More" to read the full article).

Sonic the Hedgehog Arcade (Arcade, Nintendo Switch) Review

Today's game review is of a game that we all know and love, Sonic the Hedgehog.  Why do I feel the need to review this masterpiece of a game? It's because this game just got re-released for the Nintendo Switch...  Yeah, you are still questioning my choice.  I know, I know, Sonic the Hedgehog has been released on everything, it's on PC, Sega Saturn, Tiger Electronic, Sega Dreamcast, and that one bizarre port that Guru Larry talked about (ech! I hate mentioning Internet celebrities in my articles! Even the ones I like!).  Yup, Sega were re-releasing it like crazy and this was before they started porting it to Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony consoles.  Heck!  This game even got s****y ports for the Game Boy Advance and the Apple iPod.

So what's so b****y special about the Nintendo Switch port?  Other than adding moves from Sonic-Mania (Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!) it has the arcade version that came out on Sega's Mega Play hardware.  Yes, I'll be reviewing the arcade version of this classic game and only that.  Thank you for pretending that the title of the article didn't spoil the version of the game that I am reviewing.  (Click on "Read More" to read the full article).

Danger Mouse: The Danger Games (Nintendo Switch) Review

If you are anything like me then you'll be a person in their late 20's - early 30's that grew up on cartoons.  One of those cartoons may have been Danger Mouse, which also has a pretty decent reboot series as well... And yup, we ended up getting a game based off of this series.  I really wasn't expecting Danger Mouse to get a game outside of the NES and retro PC era of gaming and I certainly wasn't expecting it to be released for the Nintendo Switch.  I was certainly excited to see this game on the Nintendo eShop, so excited that I bought this game without hesitation...  And boy, I sure regret this decision as this game isn't very good.  (Click on "Read More" just to read how much of a mess, Danger Mouse: Danger Games truly is).

Slime CCG (PC) Review

I like a good card game, Yu-Gi-Oh... Okay, that's about it.  I find it difficult to get into most card games but if I play a good one then I'll play it forever.  You know what helps me get into card games?.. The video game versions of them!  They are the best way to learn the game, plus you don't (normally) need to waste a ton of money on starter decks and booster packs on them...  This video game route also made me realize how bad the DragonBall Z card game was back in the day...  But still, video game versions of card games can be the best gateway drug to physical card games.  Today's game isn't a physical card game, it's a digital one and it's free to play!  This is Slime CCG for the PC.  Will this Free to Play game be worth playing?  (Click on "Read More" to read the full review).

Boss 101 (PC) Video Game Review

Kaiser Sensei here and it is time for a video game review! Yeah I still do those, get over it(with kindness). If you click on the "Read More" button then you'll be able to read my review of the comedic shmup, Boss 101 for the PC.  Yeah, that's all that needs to be said in this hacky intro piece, now on to the review and here's hoping the game won't be as hack as this intro.